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Slash! Spawn! Silliness! The sprawling AU of Torchwood/Doctor Who adventures now known as the Cracktastic Epic Of Doomy DOOM are collected here for reading-order Posterity -- and still running strong as well. I've given up trying to write up content and pairing warnings for this thing, since Muse apparently aims to find something to offend everybody at some point in this, so start at the beginning or dive right in, the water's fine...

(The best way to navigate through the story is with the "next chapter/previous chapter" links up in the menu.)
3rd-Dec-2010 03:55 pm - Mirror, Mirror [43/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


And Smile, Smile, SmileCollapse )
9th-Nov-2010 06:11 am - Mirror, Mirror [42/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Notes: Um... yeah. But big-bang season is finally over...


And Baby When It's Love If It's Not Rough It Isn't FunCollapse )
6th-Aug-2010 11:26 am - Mirror, Mirror [41/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Yoiks And Away!Collapse )
1st-Aug-2010 03:24 am - Mirror, Mirror [40/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


What A Drag It Is Getting OldCollapse )
8th-Jul-2010 04:11 pm - Mirror, Mirror [39/?]
wot?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


That Dream Within A DreamCollapse )
13th-Apr-2010 09:06 am - Mirror, Mirror [38/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Trevor Kendall's CatCollapse )
9th-Apr-2010 02:59 am - Mirror, Mirror [37/?]
pr0n
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, ACollapse )
10th-Mar-2010 10:31 am - Mirror, Mirror [36/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


I Am My Beloved'sCollapse )
22nd-Feb-2010 01:49 pm - Mirror, Mirror [35/?]
tosh+owen
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Then Why Are You Smiling?Collapse )
8th-Feb-2010 08:17 am - Mirror, Mirror [34/?]
saucy Jack
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Am I Not Merciful?Collapse )
1st-Feb-2010 09:24 am - Mirror, Mirror [33/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


HiraethCollapse )
17th-Jan-2010 08:42 pm - Mirror, Mirror [32/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Say You Forgive MeCollapse )
11th-Jan-2010 09:39 pm - Mirror, Mirror [31/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


But I'm Known In This City As The King Of SuedeCollapse )
7th-Jan-2010 07:38 pm - Mirror, Mirror [30/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Comedy Of ErrorCollapse )
5th-Jan-2010 11:08 am - Mirror, Mirror [29/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


But I Won't Cry For YesterdayCollapse )
7th-Dec-2009 06:24 pm - Mirror, Mirror [28/?]
pr0n
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


It's A Free Ride When You've Already PaidCollapse )
28th-Nov-2009 12:02 am - Mirror, Mirror [27/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


It's Not You, It's MeCollapse )
5th-Nov-2009 01:10 pm - Mirror, Mirror [26/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Note: (..."Timely" apparently being defined as "not as long as the last one", anyway.)


I Torture People In Happy RelationshipsCollapse )
13th-Oct-2009 08:14 am - Mirror, Mirror [25/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Note: Muse appears somewhat recovered from her recent dalliances, and promises to work on Getting On With It here in a more timely fashion.


And She Wonders How She Ever Got Here As She Goes Under AgainCollapse )
14th-Sep-2009 12:06 am - Mirror, Mirror [24/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Note: Um, yeah. This is what happens when Muses sign up for things and then start other projects in the middle of that... {sigh}


Kingdom Of The BlindCollapse )
21st-Aug-2009 09:00 am - Mirror, Mirror [23/?]
saucy Jack
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Note: ...@!##$ werewolves. {glares at Muse}


Let All The Children BoogieCollapse )
7th-Aug-2009 06:49 am - Mirror, Mirror [22/?]
fic
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Just Memories To HoldCollapse )
3rd-Aug-2009 08:08 am - Mirror, Mirror [21/?]
wot?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Sometimes It's Handcuffs And CheeseCollapse )
30th-Jul-2009 06:58 am - Mirror, Mirror [20/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.

Notes: Erm, yeah, Muses a bit distracted lately what with one thing and another, but still going, never fear... or perhaps do. ;)


Could Be RainingCollapse )
20th-Jul-2009 12:35 pm - Mirror, Mirror [19/?]
tosh+owen
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Daddies' Little GirlCollapse )
14th-Jul-2009 04:05 pm - Mirror, Mirror [18/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


While The Armies All Are SleepingCollapse )
1st-Jul-2009 08:00 am - Mirror, Mirror [17/?]
tosh+owen
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


And Then They Done SexCollapse )
25th-Jun-2009 02:26 pm - Mirror, Mirror [16/?]
phone sex?
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Advisories: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Corporal MerciesCollapse )
18th-Jun-2009 10:41 am - Mirror, Mirror [15/?]
pr0n
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Warnings: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


You May Ask Yourself, Well, How Did I Get Here?Collapse )
12th-Jun-2009 05:57 am - Mirror, Mirror [14/?]
moody
Title: Mirror, Mirror
Rating: R [language and sexual situations]
Characters: Torchwood team, Torchwood team, PC Andy, Martha, Ten
Spoilers: Exit Wounds/Journey's End
Warnings: BDSM, polyamory, children, dark themes, MPreg references
Disclaimer: if you think this is even vaguely recognisable at this point...

Summary: A slip of the rift strands the Torchwood team... in Cardiff with the Torchwood team. There's nothing worse than getting on your own nerves.


Could I Have Been Anyone Other Than Me?Collapse )